I am not one for reality shows and have never tuned into Survivor or The Bachelor, but today when I was channelsurfing I found a reality show called “Rock This Boat.” This show (which I found on Pop, the recently renamed TV Guide channel) is about 3000 New Kids on the Block superfans on a cruise with the band. Grown ass women acting like raving lunatics for a band they swooned over 20+ years ago. What a train wreck.
Embed from Getty ImagesThe tears that have already been shed on the first four episodes don’t compare to the woman crying in episode 5. In an effort to try and obtain some VIP party passes, she gets the idea to flash her breasts to one of the Kids with the party question written in sharpie marker. The Kid looks and then just turns and walks away.
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